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socrateez
Stoned Philosopher
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1226
Location: I'm the person to your right.
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 Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject: Profiled by Sheriff |
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As a young man, 1990 or there about, a friend and I where profile stopped by L.A. County Sheriff. Late at night, low use road, two young males, long hair. What more did he need right?
He claimed the brake light was out. We verified its functional status after the stop.  He took a nice whiff of what was lingering inside the car.(Weed wasn't the only odor)  Out pops a Maglight about three feet long and this guy starts scanning the inside of the car with it while we are sitting inside hoping we dont go to jail.
This cop gets to the back seat area and is confronted with prospect of finding the pipe and bag I hurriedly stashed there. we knew he smelled weed. Only problem was my friend was a real viking then! The back seat and floor boards were literally covered in greasy tools, car parts, rotting trash and half eaten meals. Not only that, but my friend didnt wear socks most of the time and sweated pretty bad there to boot. 
After his light scanned that mess for a few seconds he disgustedly let us go without a search. Didnt even make us get out! The front seats of the car where nearly as bad!
Didnt want to earn that 1/4oz sack that bad I guess! He even forgot to give us a warning or ticket for the tail light being out. (which he fabricated) |
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shortyflow
M.I.A.M.I
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 587
Location: Porter Pot in Brazil
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No shit Soc. Would you really want to smell a dirty ass floorboard along with some feet. he probabley ended up pulling over a Volvo with some Abercrombie kids in it and took there metal pipe and dime bag.
This brings up a good question. Would a Police officer really want to sift through all this garbage for dope?Could this be a good cover up for a carry? |
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socrateez
Stoned Philosopher
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1226
Location: I'm the person to your right.
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| Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Ive always wondered if one of those "Fart in a can" sprays would work. A quick spritz as your pulling over. |
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KrazyKracker
Antiprohibitionist
Joined: 22 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| A messy floorboard hasn't helped me any. When I first started to drive my first car was a mess. I would get pulled over, the cop would ask to search, and would take all my trash and everything out and lay it on the ground by my car. After all that I would either have to pick it up or get a ticket for littering. |
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Mr.C
Problem Child
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 615
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| Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:59 pm Post subject: |
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dude,,i totally forgot about liquid ass,,,that is some of the raunchiest shit i have ever seen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ms3UanigLzY&feature=related
liquid ass,,trust me that shit would get the cop away quick,,but you would also have to get the hell out too probably
ive been intending to order some of that shit too so when im out and about and people piss me off at restaurants or businesses,,they will have something to deal with,,im basically tired of shity service at restaurants lol sorry i digress |
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socrateez
Stoned Philosopher
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1226
Location: I'm the person to your right.
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Mr.C
Problem Child
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 615
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good find socrateeze...that dude wasnt acting either hahahaha
that is some tough shit man,,that is seriously THE PRODUCT if u ever want to prank someone hahahaha |
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von
Jerry Garcia
Joined: 25 Jan 2008
Posts: 353
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| Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:35 am Post subject: |
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 = poot gas
peace & pot |
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