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progrocker
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I have been smoking in public for so long now, I am a master at not getting caught. I have never been caught by police, and smoke everyday. NEVER ONCE during this time, have I smoked in the safety and security of my own home because my mom would be pissed, and I live in a pretty high security college dorm. I primarily smoke outside or in someones car.
Rules on smoking in public.
1. No pieces in public. Sure, they save a lot of weed, but they are much easier to recognize from a distance.
2. Roll joints to look like cigs. Hold them like cigs.
3. BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS. Don't whip out a joint and light up if you even so much as see a cop car. Know where local places are so you have excuses.
4. People aren't your friends. Theres no telling who might freak out at the weed daemon and call the police. Those kinds of people don't know what a joint looks like, so you should be good from a distance, but don't light up around anyone for that matter. Move to where the people aren't
5. MOVE, never stop moving, unless you find a sick spot where no one can see you. Walk, around, and constantly survey your surroundings. This makes you less conspicuous, and more prepared.
6. The reason for Rule 5 is so that you always have an alibi. "Officer, I was just walking to the corner store to pick up some food" "I was enjoying a cigarette and a walk on this beautiful day officer."
7. Always have cigs on you, even if you don't smoke. This is pivotal. Have at least 3-4 missing from the pack. (I don't smoke)
When trying to sneak drugs into places with tight surveillance like a concert, there are certain places you want to put it and certain places you don't.
1. Wasteband on pants/boxers. This depends on whether or not it is REALLY TIGHT, the last thing you want is
for weed to fall out of your pants while being patted down.
2. Front pockets. Usually a bad idea. You may be asked to empty them and turn them inside out, or if your being patted, they may find it.
3. Back pocket, not too bad a place. Put something else in that same back pocket like a wallet. That way if your asked to empty it, just take out the wallet. Plus, security doesn't like touching your ass.
4. Shoe, not a bad idea, but if your in an airport, you might want to refrain.
BEST PLACE TO HIDE DRUGS.
Wear compression shorts/boxers. Two of them, unless you want your junk all over your shit. hide it in between the two compression boxer shorts, RIGHT AROUND YOUR CROTCH. For one, no one will touch your junk while searching you in fear of a lawsuit.Also, if they do feel something, you can just say it's your penis lol. With really tight underwear, it won't fall out. If it's in a bag, use one of those really small ones, so they don't make a crumpling noise when you move.
Hope that helped. |
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Antifa
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Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 63
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:22 am Post subject: |
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Dude if your concerned about not being able to smoke in doors, get a vaporizer(I have a hot-box, works great) and make a filter out of a paper towel tube and some ferbreeze brand fabric softeners(they're heavily scented).. There's minimal odor so by the time whatever little you exhale leaves the filter it smells like ferbreeze.. It doesn't hurt to exhale out the window. little to no odor at all.
I used to smoke in my car and in public for the same reasons as you.. And I followed pretty much everything you have outlined here to a tee.. It's good common sense advice.. Worked for close to a decade.. Then one night a cop with nothing better to do pulled me over and that was the end.
NEVER think your invincible or untouchable.. Something will always go wrong. |
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progrocker
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Joined: 13 Jan 2008
Posts: 95
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| Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, I'll by a vaporizer with all my excess MONEYZ.
lol, I'm poor. I also know I'm not invincible. Thats why I am always so careful. |
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socrateez
Cannabis Castaway
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1005
Location: Sittin in a cave, high as hell......
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| progrocker wrote: | Yeah, I'll by a vaporizer with all my excess MONEYZ.
lol, I'm poor. I also know I'm not invincible. Thats why I am always so careful. |
Here you go:
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1709401
Google fo4r DIY or Homemade Vaporizer. There are many simple and cheap ones that can be made.  |
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Mr.C
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Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 462
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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lol back in my day the toilet paper roll was for sucking the smoke in not blowing it out ,,
maybe its just me,,ive said it before n ill say it again,,if you cant smoke inside n you have a microwave,,peanutbutter with crackers n a small pinch of smoke,,microwave for about 20 seconds n ur good to go,,it honestly doesnt smell like u may think n what little odor there may be is easily covered,,pop some potcorn if u want u know youll want it later..ahh thats just me though,,i stay in many motels that doesnt allow smoking,,gotta improvise sometimes 
good tips progrocker |
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socrateez
Cannabis Castaway
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1005
Location: Sittin in a cave, high as hell......
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: |
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| Mr.C wrote: | lol back in my day the toilet paper roll was for sucking the smoke in not blowing it out ,,
maybe its just me,,ive said it before n ill say it again,,if you cant smoke inside n you have a microwave,,peanutbutter with crackers n a small pinch of smoke,,microwave for about 20 seconds n ur good to go,,it honestly doesnt smell like u may think n what little odor there may be is easily covered,,pop some potcorn if u want u know youll want it later..ahh thats just me though,,i stay in many motels that doesnt allow smoking,,gotta improvise sometimes
good tips progrocker |
I still have to try this! |
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shortyflow
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Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 556
Location: Porter Pot in Brazil
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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| simple and cheap way to make a vaporizer. Get a woodburner gun. usually 8.99 at any craft store. find a small glass fishbowl anywhere. make a foil bowl put your smoking material in it the put the wood burning toool in the bowl end9 the part you smoke out of. put the fishbowl over the whole thing and wait till it get smokey inside the boel. The take a burger king straw( cause its the biggest) and put under the fishbowl to extract the smoke .it will cost you about a whoopen 10.00 dollars to make this vaporizer. |
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socrateez
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