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Penance
Civil Libertarian
Joined: 08 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: Texas
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You know you're stoned when....
you stand up, stumble and say "woah man, are you ok?" then reply to yourself "yeah, i'm cool."
Donnie Darko makes sence.
you're on this site.
you try to fast forward a movie playing on TV (this is under the assumption you don't have TIVO...fuck tivo for killing this joke )
meatballs and scrambled eggs seem to go together perfectly.
Wayne's world is the best movie ever!
you get the munchies and you're already eating.
you hold an unlit ciggarette for more than 2 minutes
youtube is the only site in your browser history
ok thats all i have for now. feel free to add your own. i leave you with this.
Q:how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse?
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A: none, alligators don't fly. |
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Mr.C
Problem Child
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 615
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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when your going to the store,,you go out and get in your vehicle and look up to realize your in the back seat,,realizing the neighbors probably seen your dumb ass you start looking around searching for something like you meant to get in the back......GUILTY!  |
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Antifa
Antiprohibitionist
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 65
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:33 pm Post subject: |
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| When you go through the drive thru, pay, and leave without getting your food. |
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progrocker
Antiprohibitionist
Joined: 13 Jan 2008
Posts: 96
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 7:45 pm Post subject: |
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| When your laughing and smiling in public places when you don't have any friends around and no jokes have been told. Only your inner dialogue laughing at the fact that your in a completely different "reality." |
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Brute4291
Mod-er-rater?
Joined: 01 Dec 2007
Posts: 621
Location: Zion
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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When you try to throw away your ceramic plates.
Or when you walk outside to get some food.
When you poor a bowl of milk and take it to the table (when you wanted cereal)
When the magical voice coming from the speaker box at the drive throw asks you "american cheddar or swiss" and you reply with a "Yes, and no tomatoes."
Sad things is these have actually happened. |
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Penance
Civil Libertarian
Joined: 08 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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when you pull up to the drive thru, hand the cashier a $5 only to have it blow away in the wind, say "choto mate", hit the gas and pull into a parking spot, run across the parking lot to pick up the $5, hand it to the cashier, get your change, run back to the truck, and pull back in line exactly where you were before, with a line of people and a store of employees laughing at you.
you walk through the sonic drive thru and ask for an application. |
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socrateez
Stoned Philosopher
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1226
Location: I'm the person to your right.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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when your a forum moderator on a Ex-Narcs Pro-Pot Website!
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socrateez
Stoned Philosopher
Joined: 01 Feb 2008
Posts: 1226
Location: I'm the person to your right.
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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You begin to explain something to a friend and go on a tirade about something random. Then you forget what it was you were trying to explain in the first place.  |
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progrocker
Antiprohibitionist
Joined: 13 Jan 2008
Posts: 96
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| You lose linear thinking abilities. |
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Brute4291
Mod-er-rater?
Joined: 01 Dec 2007
Posts: 621
Location: Zion
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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when you laugh at your chemistry teachers jokes.
Or when you start a thread called "you know when your stoned..."
LOL keep them coming guys there pretty funny. |
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dawsonspaw
Pink Floydian slip
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 344
Location: Somewhere in the temporal space inside my mind
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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you know your stoned when..................when....................when.......shit I forgot  |
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Mr.C
Problem Child
Joined: 15 Jan 2008
Posts: 615
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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when u look at the bottom of the index and it reads
"The newest registered user is SoTired "
and you cant quit laughing,,,hahaha |
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Penance
Civil Libertarian
Joined: 08 Mar 2008
Posts: 142
Location: Texas
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| Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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you are a dissapointment to ha o me eh er.
you get that refrence. |
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shortyflow
M.I.A.M.I
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 587
Location: Porter Pot in Brazil
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| when you think you fall asleep and wake up with food in your hand. |
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eHippy
Antiprohibitionist
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 13
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| Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| When you get up from the couch ten times to get one thing. |
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