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Scone_of_ark
Concerned Citizen
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
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 Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 8:29 am Post subject: Its just a box of ants |
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Profiling gone terribly wrong.
Back in the 80s I was out camping out in bigfoot country with a buddy in his old VW microbus. We had been enjoying some of the local paniolia cyaneses and for some odd reason had collected a whole nest of carpenter ants in a big tuperware container.
The next morning, previous nights journy to the center of the mind long worn off, we start back for town. Smoke stained the back end of the old microbus obscuring some of the meny left leaning political stickers found there, and te VW logo had been replaced by a bright green piece sign. We were of course dressed in the height of stoned fashion.
So then; the first squad car we pass takes an interest in us right away, not like I can blame them. We looked like somthing out of a cheech amnd chong flik. After a few miles of relentless following, they lite us up.
The traffic stop;
One officer up each side of the bus, flashlites scanning the interior like little bloodhounds one settling on the tupperware full of ants.
So we are asked to step out of the vehicle and the questions begin. Eventually, the tupperware came up. Officer pointyfingers reaches in and hands it to officer manyquestions while we look on.
Holding this up to his ear and shaking it, he askes "So you mind telling us whatcha got in here?" Bugs my buddy bursts out with a big grin. "So youuu wouldnt mind if I just take a look in here then." Not a problem officer, be my guest.
By now I can see it coming, and its almost painful trying not to laugh. Holding the tupper up close under his nose, officer manyquestions opens it and peers in inhailing what he is expecting to be lots of marihuana.
Suddenly, a seething red mass of ants pours out of the container covering him from the waist up in a prikly looking mass of leggs and antenni. To top it off the poor guy was clearly uncomfortable with insects, if he wasnt already.
As the shock of the moment wore off, we joined officer pointyfingers helping his partner rid himself of the seething red mennace.
They politely declined to continue the traffic stop and released us. |
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douchefun
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Joined: 08 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:36 am Post subject: |
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Most posts are not like this  . Thank you for posting. If it happened the way I had pictured everything I think they would have gotten upset with me or any of my friends for laughing so hard. |
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Vendico
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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| "Officer pointyfingers" and "Officer manyquestions". I like that. |
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Scone_of_ark
Concerned Citizen
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject: |
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Ah heck all four of us had a good laugh about it once we got the ants off of him. They totally forgot why they pulled us over and let us go on our merry way.
Nothing says cops are human too like a good case of the willies. |
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