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socrateez
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 Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:38 pm Post subject: "Keestering"...Prison Style! |
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If you didnt guess by the title, this is how inmates often package and transport contraband in and between institutions. I'll pass my observations on...
Warning!
This involves the use of the Human Rectal Cavity(also called a Keester)and or the stomach as a storage area.
The most common packaging technique I observed is what was referred to as "The Bullet". This involves using a empty 12 gauge shell and small party balloons. First your product should be prepared by grinding and de-stemming and seeding. You don't want any sharp points and the volume can be reduced if it is ground or broken up.
Take the shotgun shell casing and slip a balloon into it. Pull the balloons ring down over the mouth of the shell. You want the balloons tip to be just above the bottom of the casing. Fill with product while tamping it down into the end of the balloon. The eraser end of a pencil works well. You want to maintain a sausage shape.
Once filled, carefully remove the balloon from the casing. It may be tight. Stretch the balloon like you would trying to get a difficult sock on. Tie like a normal balloon and trim to within a 1/4'' of the knot.
It was common procedure to layer this twice more inside balloons with knots at opposite ends. Three balloons total.
Stashing the prepared Balloons or Bullets is in one of two ways, either by swallowing or anal insertion called "Keestering".
I did see a person die when a ill prepared balloon burst in the unfortunates stomach. Heroin though.
Money and anything of "relatively" small size can be transported like this.
I knew a guy who "Keestered" an entire pouch of tobacco, papers, and lighter into a jail from prison. It was wrapped in Saran Wrap.  |
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Audio
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| Hey soc, that is interesting and informative. I just hope I never have to use this advice! |
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Mr.C
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socrateez
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They always made me spread my cheeks.  pfffft! |
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Superj1975
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| Last time I checked, this site was about weed, and not getting caught with your "stash". Who here would really stuff their stash up their ass? I would rather take the hit in court. |
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Dr. Dope
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| maybe not too many people here, but obviously it is a pretty common practice. well judging by the amount of drugs in jail among other thing. |
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smokeablunt420
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Hey superj, the "ass" is a VERY good hiding spot. I was pulled over with 2 grams in my pocket, i pulled it out and put it in my ass.
Well not IN my ass, but between my butt cheeks. After the cop LYING to try to get my friends to snitch, and putting us in his cruiser while searching my car. He let me go.
We post ANYTHING that can help you with not getting caught with drugs. |
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socrateez
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| Superj1975 wrote: | | Last time I checked, this site was about weed, and not getting caught with your "stash". Who here would really stuff their stash up their ass? I would rather take the hit in court. |
I'm guessing you've never read Papillon?
And it is about weed. Just a personal observation that I posted. Do what you will with it. Your still free to choose to ignore the information or apply it however you see fit. Hell, someone may have occasion to smuggle family heirlooms like the Jews did in the camps. |
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reggaeman
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I am not too proud to admit that i too have used the ass cheeks method to avoid detection and the dogs...
Da man don't want to go near ass and neither does the dawg at least in my case since i only bathe on sundays..... |
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